THE Reeling from Disgust
BETELGEUSE CORPORATION
Reluctantly PRESENTs to you…
The SUCCUBUS OF COPROPHILIC TAMAKERI
The SUCCUBUS OF COPROPHILIC TAMAKERI
The SUCCUBUS OF COPROPHILIC TAMAKERI
THE SUCCUBUS OF COPROPHILIC TAMAKERI
AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR CEO, LENNON BETELGEUSE:
“Nope.”
Why Will I, LENNON BETELGEUSE, CEO, NOT COMMENT ON THIS PIECE?
“I shall not.”
HOW MUCH WOULD I, LENNON BETELGEUSE, PuritaniCAL Purveyor of Goodness and Defender of Moral Standards sell this painting for?
“I wouldn’t, and fortunately the vassal gave this one away… to his girlfriend. I’m amazed she’s still with him.”
OUR GREAT CEO Refuses to comment on this painting but would still like to profit silently from its existence, PRINTS ARE AVAILABLE IN THE SHOP.
What the fuck is this vassal? And why? Why? For the love of the Greatest Star Betelgeuse and all that is chitinous, why?
“It’s the Succubus of Coprophilic Tamakeri, and why not?”
Yes, but why?
“Hahaha.”
And you gave it to your girlfriend?
“Yes.”
Well, you really know how to spoil her, you moronic ape.
“You know, I really thought you’d like it as well, aren’t you a dung beetle?”
I’m walking away now, vassal. I’m walking away before my apoplexy forces me to order your execution. Don’t expect any dinner tonight.
