ALIENS! DO THEY EVEN EXIST? ALIENS! ARE THEY ANCIENT OR ARE THEY MODERN? ALIENS! OR ARE THEY POSSIBLY FROM THE FUTURE? ALIENS! DID WE EVOLVE FROM THEIR FAECES? ALIENS! DO THEY COME TO EARTH AND PUT PROBES UP THE BOTTOMS OF PEOPLE IN RURAL COMMUNITIES? ALIENS! DO THEY TRADE TECHNOLOGY WITH A SUPER-WEALTHY BREAKAWAY CIVILIZATION ALLIED TO THE MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX AND POLITICAL ELITE? ALIENS! WILL WE EVER KNOW THE ANSWERS?